Here goes.
I don't have much time. Shit is really rolling downhill today and I almost gave into my HUMONGOUS nic-fit, but didn't (whew! Now, if I can go a whole six months, I get those lovely 340 tc sheets from LL Bean!). Ok, so here goes.
THINGS I LEARNED FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS (Dated 8 March 2004):
1. Bin Laden and Saddam are lovers and adopted a now-homeless/parentless ape baby they lovingly named Robert.
2. An exploding fish bowl put out a fire in Eagan, Minnesota schoolroom and the fish lived.
3. A hospital in Sweden has topless nurses and lapdance therapy as a standard.
4. The "Ho Whisperer" as he is called, helps troubled prostitutes back onto their feet to keep working the streets.
5. Hell has a pain-free zone for masochists.
6. It has now been researched and scientifically proven that you really do shiver when someone walks on your grave.
7. Aliens love pepperoni pizza from Roswell, NM.
8. Saddam is/was possessed by Hitler's ghost. You can tell by these tell-tale signs of possession: wartlike bumps on skin, foul breath (that would make a few people I've met definitely possessed), and strange
figurine-shaped stools. (is it just me, or would figurine-shaped stools be considered strange to begin with? Do you really have to add that descriptive adjective to that subject?)
That wraps that up. Also, yesterday I ate breaded baby cow brains! Weee! Oh, and Nailz, look to the side. Your wish be granted.
Oh, and if the comments thingies aren't showing up (like they didn't this morning), I have no idea what is up with it...