Ode to My Lube
My lube floats in the tub
and has no smell.
It comes in a light blue and
white tube.
It makes bathtime so much
more fun and swell.
But one thing's for sure:
Friends don't let friends
use their lube.
finis
So that was the LONG, LONG awaited (about a year of awaiting) Ode to My Lube. I know it may gross out some of you, but believe you me, I could have used much more detail...Yeah...think on that one (or not if you're already saying, "Eww...TMI"). Ok, well, I suppose I will update tomorrow, as I'm trying to do this whole normal sleep schedule thing so when I get a job, it won't be so weird. I will tell you all about my weekend back in my good ol' hometown. I will also be checking everyone's blog tomorrow so I hope you all have some new posts. But I guess it'll be ciao for now.