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Monday, August 02, 2004

I'm falling off, I don't know why.

So, I haven't blogged in a while. I have been busy. *wipes brow* I did have Friday off, and Nailz and I went shopping (like that's a good idea with the state of my bank account). I remember saying many things that are too embarassing to recount here. For some reason, I have these days where everything I say is coming out of my ass. I don't know why...*is puzzled, yet amused* I went to the family reunion on Saturday--what a bloody mess that was. I felt really sick Friday night and so didn't sleep well. I woke up late, not because I slept through my alarm, but because I had set it for PM instead of AM in my ill state of mind. So I had a late start, and then it turned out that it was a four hour drive. Then I got lost because it was in butt-fuck nowhere at this huge lake that had 2 billion resorts and campgrounds surrounding it. When I finally got there (my close relatives waited to see me), the reunion was over. There were all these sweaty old men that I am somehow related to who all wanted to hug me even though their shirts were soaked in sweat (as in, I couldn't find one dry spot on one of the guys' shirts). Ick. Anyway, my mom was supposed to ride to a town an hour away from home with my uncle and then my sister was supposed to pick her up from there (the ride situation was all kinds of messed up this weekend, my mother didn't have a vehicle at the family reunion). Well, the car that my sister was driving broke down, so I ended up taking my mother home.

My mother and I have the same sense of direction - non-existent. We went east, when we were supposed to go west and added 2 hours of drive time onto our trip. *sighs* So we got into town late, and I left the next morning. I am tired.

Confession of the Day
I would go on the Price Is Right, just so I could get to kiss Bob Barker. I might even go for a shot on the mouth!

Actual Quotes (a new quasi-regular feature)
clare: "Oh shit! I forgot to take my birth control yesterday!"
nailz: "Great, now you're gonna get pregnant..." <---sarcasm
clare: "Well, I am going to my family reunion tomorrow. You never know..." *waggles eyebrows*

I am a sick, sick puppy.
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