Jeezy Creezy...
It's been a long time since my last blog. Well, ok, only 5 days, but I feel I have left my reading public (all 8 (that's the daily average now) of you). I have been working and doing stuff. I know that is very enlightening, and having revealed that depth of my soul, I think I will now tell you something about myself that even I didn't know until today.
There is a story to be told, so here goes. I have yahoo messenger, but I don't really use it all that much. As with my MSN messenger account, the only people who message me are strangers. And strange strangers they be. It is understandable when I get horny men wanting to chat with "bondagechic"--my first email account that I opened in 1997. (Long story on how that name got picked out...) But my one of my (many) yahoo profiles and screen names is liebe02 (liebe is German for love). You would think that perverts wouldn't see this name and think anything of it. But I keep getting these strange men messaging me, asking me about my
contortionist routine.
I was puzzled, so when yet another man asked me last night about it, I decided that there must be something in my profile which must lead them to think I'm a contortionist (which I am not, just to set the record straight). So today, I checked out my profile. I knew it had been years since I had made the profile, but I was not prepared for this:
liebe02
Real Name: Xena
Location: your dreams
Age: 20
Marital Status: Married But Looking
Gender: Female
Occupation: dominatrix
More About Me
Hobbies: dominating weak men, rehearsing my contortionist routine, looking for new, exciting whips and cattle prods
Latest News: I discovered the erotic sound of creaking leather
Favorite Quote
"If you can't dominate, demonstrate."
It is now no surprise to me that I have been getting these strange messages. Even Nailz was shocked. Though I must say that I am delighted I was that creative when I was 20. How great! What a hoot and a half! *rolls on floor laughing and crying* *stops abruptly, stands up, brushes self off* At any rate...that is really all I have to say.
I work 4am-12pm the rest of this week, so it is going to be yet another week where it feels all wonky because I have no set sleeping schedule. I figure I'll just sleep when I'm tired, right? And sleep until I'm either not tired or until I have to get up for work. *goes into dominatrix mode* Hn. Well, I hope I have shed some brilliant illumination on all of your
pitiful lives. Mwahahahahahaaaa! *end*
[NOTE:
Nailz has an interesting story of this weekend that goes rather nicely with the topic of my profile...]