what the hell, haven't done one of these in a while...
what kitchen utensil are YOU?
You are a washing machine! You are out there. In fact, you are so out there that you are not even in the kitchen! You are a firm believer that clealiness is next to godliness, and you are loads of fun to be around.
And I totally agree. I am out there. Just ask Nailz--though I wouldn't say cleanliness was next to godliness. I mean, I do get turned on when Nailz actually wipes off the stove after cooking and doing the dishes, but then again--Nailz always turns me on. *winks at Nailz* And washing machines are fun. I'm sure lots of people can think of other reasons other than their intended use as to why they would be fun. (Remember that card, Nailz? "Oh yes! Spin it you little monkey, spin it!" *rolls on floor giggling*)