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Friday, November 04, 2005

a sin that melts asphalt scorches my heart

This gets the award for one of the cheesiest j-pop lyrics ever.... Anyway, Doom and Nailz posted a really great meme, so I must follow suit. Let's play "guess the lie"!! A cookie to the one who guesses it first. Enjoy!

Seven things I want to do before I die:
- Read. A lot. As much of the time as possible.
- Breed. Scary thought isn't it?
- Have a garden.
- Act in a movie.
- Get even. Heh.
- Live to at least 60.
- Quit smoking (for real and soon)

Seven things I can do:
- Strategize.
- Talk out of my ass the majority of the time.
- Sing.
- Ballroom dance.
- Sleep in almost any position and condition.
- Clean up puke without gagging.
- Be nice.

Seven things I cannot do:
- Dance freestyle.
- Coddle people, animal or things.
- Stop making lists.
- Move out of the U.S. within the next 4 years
- Be mean to annoying people (especially men)
- Knowingly break the law.
- Make people's heads go "pop" by merely concentrating on their imminent doom.

Seven things I say a lot:
- Please and Thank You
- Like. (But then again, so does everyone, whether they know it or not.)
- The.
- And.
- So.
- It.
- Heh.

Seven things I find attractive in a male:
- Youth (or the appearance of it--and not young in the pedophilic/illegal way)
- Usefulness.
- Under 5'10"
- Talent in music (singing, instruments)
- Well-read and intelligent.
- Quiet and unobtrusive, but not frightened (I hate having to comfort and encourage shy guys).
- Good genetics; well bred for physical appearance, personality, as well as intelligence (this rule extends to his family)

Seven celebrity crushes:
- Dean Cain
- Jet Li
- Jackie Chan
- Jason Lee
- Johnny Depp
- Elijah Wood
- Tom Felton (Though he's still too young. Damn!)
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