destiny was never up to meI should be sitting on a boat in the middle of a lake filled with the still cold water of spring....my feet dangling off the back, the coolness of the water keeping the rest of me cool. A little music, a couple friends....maybe even a few cold brews to intersperse with ice cold bottled water. *dies of wishful thinking*
But no. I am not at the lake, I am in the very warm and sticky apato hoping that the puny air conditioner I have will somehow finally catch up to the heat. I suppose it is working hard - after all, it is 97 degrees outside with no breeze and 100% humidity (because the dewpoint is also 97 degrees). The heat index is at a ridiculous 169 degrees. Why am I not at the lake?
I am not at the lake because 1) I don't own a boat and b) I am scared of getting into my scorching hot car to go anywhere. *sigh* It's already the dog days of summer. Blech.