Dear Self,
In re: J.M. - PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN!! If you keep acting like a simpering middle-schooler he'll eventually start to not like you at all and possibly avoid you. All you need is another co-worker that you have to avoid due to awkwardness. Just forget about him (AND his hotness). Pretend he's married, or is gay or is a total pr1ck - anything. Just stop with the lusting, it's getting you nowhere. And your dignity is worth a lot more than one man.
Sincerely,
The Calm and Strong Half
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