i like pleasure spiked with painIt's meme time once again! I ganked this from affreca.
TECHNOLOGY:
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A badly pixelized Kyo (from Fruits Basket) looking disturbed and red words saying, "say what?" (it's an icon stretched to fit the desktop)
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house? 1 (thank god...)
BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? a chunk of bone from my knee, a blister from a tendon in my hand and small portions of my skin
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? Um...a box of water?
Q. Have you ever been knocked out? Only for surgeries.
BULLSHITOLOGY:
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Hmmm...I guess not. I would be a wreck that last few days if I did know.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I would not change it, except maybe to Clare.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? PINK! and then most shades of green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? Coins, when I was little (and almost a tack, too)
DAREOLOGY:
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Who wouldn't??
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Depends - would there be anesthesthia available?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? If they upped the payment to equal that of all of my student loans, then yes - otherwise, hell no. I like speaking to the ether too much.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yes. Probably for less, but I'll take more... *grin*
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Depends on what brand, but probably.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? This is going to sound bad, but it would depend on the method and who exactly they wanted me to kill. I'm not God - but I am human. And humans take so many lives (animal and human alike) whether they are aware of it or not.
DUMBOLOGY:
Q: What is in your left pocket? which left pocket? In my shirt, I have a laundry slip and clip-on sunglasses. In my pants I have a scrap of paper with a list of to dos on it and in the cargo pocket I have a handerkerchief and further down I have my cigarettes and a small notebook. (Be glad they didn't ask about the right side...)
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? It would be hard to say. I laughed, but I wouldn't watch it again.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? carpet *is sad*
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? I stand. But someday I'll sit when I get old.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? I think about 5.
LASTOLOGY:
Q: Last person who texted you? no body - no cell phone = no text messages
Q: Last person who called you? No one. I am unreachable. *snicker* But the kiwis were calling to me at dinner, so maybe that counts...
Q: Last person you hugged? No idea.
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